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For those buyers who don’t read the entire listing prior to purchase, here are the highlights:

1).  NO RETURNS, I only sell new items.  Once it is mailed, I can no longer guarantee integrity of the item.  Even trying it on constituents wearing it.  

2)  100% AUTHENTIC, my supplier is the manufacturer or the direct seller of the manufacturers overstocks.  Items are not fake or knockoffs.   If you don’t believe me, don’t purchase since (see #1).

3).  IRREGULAR/SP (Semi-perfect) means not perfect and is noted several times in the listing.  If you want perfect, don’t buy since (see #1).  If you need to know the definition of irregular, let me know (not kidding, that is an eBay suggestion!)

4).  Said item is SOLD “AS IS”.  Don’t damage after purchase and claim defective since (see #1)

5).  WITH PURCHASE, MADE A CONTRACTUAL AGREEMENT to comply with said policies, if you don’t want to comply, don’t purchase from me since  (see #1).

6).  If buying unfamiliar brand/style, and  you don’t like it or it doesn’t fit, don’t purchase from me since (see #1). 

7).  If you think I am WALLYWORLD (purchase, try on then return) don’t buy from me since (see #1).

8).  Threatening with negative feedback if I don’t accept a return won’t work since (see #1).

Now back to the regularly scheduled program: