sure! Here's a sample promotional script for the VHS horror comedy "Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood":

[Opens with creepy music and clips from the movie]

     "Get ready for a sinful and hilarious adventure that will make your blood run cold. 'Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood' is back from the vault and now available on VHS!"

[Show clips of funny and scary moments]

     “Step into the terrifying world of 'Tales from the Crypt' where horror meets humour. And laughter is contagious too. with fear"

[Cut scenes from the secret keeper and the dark humor of the movie]

“Meet the cellar keeper. Your crazy guide through this collection of evil stories. He is ready to take you on a journey filled with horror. Funny and entertaining stories"

[Show clips of seductive and supernatural characters]

     “Get ready for an exciting adventure as you dive into the hot and sensual Bordello of Blood. Where undead customers have an insatiable appetite for more than happiness.”

[Shows VHS tape and packaging]

     Own the dark side with the VHS exclusive 'Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood.' It's a comedy-horror cocktail to die for.”

[Show the most hilarious clip.. Extremely heartbreaking]

     "When the night clears up You will meet the fiercest characters. The story's supernatural twists and dark humor are enough to entertain you from dusk 'til dawn."

[Shows VHS tape and cover art]

     "Don't miss your chance to bring the madness home. 'Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood' is now available on VHS, ready to take you on a wild and wicked adventure."

[End with launch information and contact details]

    'Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood' on VHS where horror and comedy collide in the cruelest way. It will be an experience you won't soon forget.”

[Disappears with the secret keeper's laughter and contact information for purchasing VHS tapes]

The dark humor and horror elements of "Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood" emphasize a unique blend of terror and laughter...........