Alternative Sentiments ~ More Than Just a Greetings Card

Over The Hill Survival Kit 

❤ A GIFT AND GREETINGS CARD ALL IN ONE ❤

❤ SEND YOUR MESSAGE IN STYLE AND IT’S GUARANTEED TO RAISE A SMILE❤

❤ ALL CONTENTS INCLUDED ❤

❤ FREE PERSONALISATION AND FREE 2ND CLASS POSTAGE TO UK ❤

❤   A UNIQUE GIFT, HANDMADE TO ORDER AND DISPATCHED

WITHIN 24/48 HOURS ❤

Perfect for retirement/ 50th,60th,70th,80th birthdays etc

For those with a sense of humour

Over The Hill Survival Kit 

Memory Mint ~ For Those Senior Moments

Seeds ~ Share Your Seeds Of ‘Knowledge & Wisdom’

Magnifying Glass ~ To Help You See The Small Print

Sticky Notes ~ To Leave Yourself Little Reminders

Lucky Horseshoes ~ ‘Getting Lucky’ Means You’ve

Found Your Car In The Car Park

Tea Bag ~ To Help You Relax Before Your Afternoon Nap

Sand Paper ~ To Help Smooth Out The Wrinkles

Elastic Band ~ To Keep Your Body And Mind Flexible

Pain Reliever ~ To Help With Those Aches And Pains (Smartie)

Candy Cane ~ A Little Something To Lean On 

Tissue ~ Just In Case…..You Can Never Trust

A Fart At Your Age!

Eraser ~ To Erase Those Senior Moments!

Love Hearts ~ You’re Still Loved, No Matter How Old You Are!

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 Your carefully crafted order will be sent out by Royal Mail 2nd Class either the same day or next working day.

THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE TRACKING Other postage options are available

❤ PLEASE NOTE ❤

All of our gift items are hand designed from scratch, the gift cards take a lot of time and effort to imagine, design and think of quirky / interesting wordplay & jokes. Each bag contains an element of handmade items, and the laminated cards themselves are all unique and hand designed by our team of designers. All intellectual property is subject to copyright protection, please do not copy or replicate our documents in any way without receiving prior consent.

CHOKING HAZARD Not suitable for children under 3.