Novelty Door Knobs And Knockers
5 double sided door hangers to let the world know how you’re feeling!
Hilarious signs for your bedroom / hotel room door. Great fun to use with your partner, or take them away with you on a Hen /Stag do and put them on unsuspecting victims doors!
The 5 double sided Door Knobs:
- The Love Doctor is in..... Do you have an appointment?
- Be Gentle With Me..... and my 10 inch Penis
- Come back later..... I'm looking at porn
- Give me five minutes..... your mum needs to get her clothes back on
- Do Not Open Door..... My Willy is Trapped in the Keyhole!
- Sex Machine..... Just turn me on and I'll go for hours
- I boldly go..... Where not many have gone before
- The love shack..... It's where the magic happens...
- Sex Therapist Inside..... First Session Free
- Alpha Male..... Fancy a Ruck?
The 5 double sided Door Knockers include:
- High Maintenance..... But Totally Worth It!
- Bad Hair Day..... Not accepting visitors
- On a diet..... Unless that's an eclair in your pocket
- Position available..... Spoon or missionary acceptable
- Keep out..... It's the time of the month
- Mistress is in..... Kneel before me slave!
- Hung over..... Please be gentle with me
- Go Away..... Unless you are sorry and have flowers
- P*ss off..... Unless your have vodka or chocolate
- Princess Inside..... Enter and Curtsey
Hanger Size: 26.5cm.
Printed on stiff card,
high quality print with vivid colours.
Fast Dispatch
We dispatch daily Mon-Fri from our UK warehouse.
Discrete packaging
All items are sent in a completely plain package or envelope with a discrete return address. We don't enclose any embarrassing printed invoice or delivery notes.
Easy Returns
No quibble returns - see our generous returns policy.
Customer Service
We aim to ensure all our customers are delighted with their purchase. If you have any concerns, contact us and we will do our utmost to address them. All emails are responded to promptly