The #1 ball for shite golfers!
If you would prefer some different terms of abuse, please search our shop for "Choose Your Abuse!" where you can personalise a pack of three balls with the words of your choice.

Sleeve contains a selection of three rude, budget brand golf balls.

We guarantee zero improvement, in fact the balls selected are specifically chosen not to improve your game.

Great golf gift to wind up a friend, a last place prize for a society day or a stocking filler / secret Santa gift.

Now poor golfers have a great excuse. Blame it on the balls!