The #1 ball for shite golfers!
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Sleeve contains 3 rude and completely terrible Golf balls
We guarantee zero improvement, in fact the balls selected are specifically chosen not to improve your game
Great golf gift to wind up a friend, a last place prize for a society day or a stocking filler / secret Santa gift.
Now poor golfers have a great excuse. Blame it on the balls!
The balls included in your set of shitty golf balls may vary from those illustrated, but we guarantee they will be awful and well used.