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J&D's Bacon Moustache Wax J&D's Bacon Moustache Wax combines two of the most powerful forces in the universe - cured meat and moustaches - into one powerful, gravity-defying wax. Moustaches are a mark of power, distinction and class. They make the wearer more attractive and increase cognitive ability when stroked. People with moustaches are generally very successful in their chosen fields and held in high regard - individuals like Tom Selleck, Teddy Roosevelt, Salvador Dali, Burt Reynolds, Walter Cronkite, Wyatt Earp and Ulysses S. Grant all attribute their incredible successes to their prominent mouth brows. Bacon is the moustache of meats. Its smell is intoxicating, its taste is invigorating, and its versatility is renowned. Whether you're training for the World Beard & Moustache Championships, are a Mo Bro or impressing that special someone, one thing is for sure - your upper lip has never smelled so good.
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