Bring a touch of playful mischief to your style with our "Don't Be Suspicious" tee, designed in the classic thank-you takeout bag style! Inspired by the unforgettable moment from Parks and Recreation where Jenny Slate’s character delivers the catchphrase we all know and love, this shirt combines low-key humor with high-key laughs.
Whether you're a fan of keeping it low-profile or just love a good laugh, this tee is the perfect choice. Wear it for a dose of quirky TV humor, to give a wink to fellow fans, or just as a reminder to keep life a little... suspicious.
✨WHY YOU NEED THIS✨
• FOR THE PARKS & REC FANS: This tee is a must-have for anyone who can't get enough of the show’s quirky characters and iconic one-liners.
• SUBTLE STYLE, BIG LAUGHS: Its takeout bag-inspired design is both minimalistic and bold, making it versatile and eye-catching.
• PERFECT FOR CASUAL DAYS: Style it with jeans, layer it under a jacket, or wear it on its own for a fun, laid-back look.
✨PRODUCT DETAILS✨
This product is made-to-order for you as soon as you place your order. Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making eco-conscious choices with us!
• SIZE: S, M, L, XL, 1XL, 2XL, 3XL
• MATERIALS: 100% ring-spun cotton
• FABRIC WEIGHT: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• CONSTRUCTION: Pre-shrunk, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, double-stitched sleeves and hem
• PACKAGING: Eco-friendly
• COLORS: Black, White, Red, Heather Gray, Navy
• WASHING INSTRUCTIONS: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
✨ADD A DASH OF SUSPICION✨
Perfect for cozy nights in, casual outings, or impromptu sing-alongs, this "Don't Be Suspicious" tee brings all the good vibes and humor. Show it off, share the laughs, and let everyone know you’ve got that iconic Parks and Rec spirit!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
• Traceability:
- Knitting—Honduras, Bangladesh, or the Dominican Republic
- Dyeing—Honduras, Bangladesh, or the Dominican Republic
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Haiti, or Bangladesh
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
• Items in heather colors (except Heather Grey) release plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 18 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 20 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 22 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.9 | 45.7 |
| M | 73 | 50.8 |
| L | 75.6 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.1 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |