Get a good laugh with our "D.A.R.E. Drugs Are Really Expensive" shirt, a clever parody of the iconic D.A.R.E. program logo! Taking a playful jab at the serious anti-drug campaign from the 80s and 90s, this shirt puts a humorous spin on the original message. Perfect for anyone with a sense of irony or nostalgia for the era, it's a lighthearted way to poke fun at the reality of modern times.

This thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

 LENGTH (inches)WIDTH (inches)
S27 ½18
M28 ¾20
L29 ¾22
XL30 ¾24
2XL3226
3XL3328
 LENGTH (cm)WIDTH (cm)
S69.945.7
M7350.8
L75.655.9
XL78.161
2XL81.366
3XL83.871.1