Picture Frame – Possibly Life-Changing
🎩 THE PICTURE FRAME THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE (PROBABLY)
This is Framorey. We make frames. And bad decisions. Mostly frames.
Lonely photo seeks stylish, emotionally available frame. Must be well-built, easy on the eye, and ready to commit to wall life.
Hobbies include: holding memories, enhancing vibes, and making bland rooms feel expensive.
Click Buy It Now on this ridiculously attractive Picture Frame.
It’s not just a frame. It’s the full package: charming, dependable, and just the right amount of extra.
Could this be love? We think so. Your memories + this frame = match made in aesthetic heaven. 😘
📐 READ THIS BEFORE YOU FRAME SHAME YOURSELF
- Frame size = the size of the image it holds. A 6x4" frame fits a 6x4" image.
- Viewing window covers approx. 4mm on each edge to keep your photo in place. It’s meant to do that. We promise.
- Sizes are listed in inches and cm. If there's no unit (or just a "), assume it’s inches.
- Overall size will be larger than the frame size. Approximate outer dimensions by adding the moulding width x2 to each side.
📏 MOULDING MEASUREMENTS
- Moulding Width: 30mm
- Moulding Depth: 15mm
- Rebate: 8mm
(The rebate is the inner ledge that holds the glazing, photo, and backing in place. Think of it as a smart little groove that keeps everything where it should be.)
🧠 TECHNICAL MAGIC (MATERIALS & STUFF THAT MATTERS)
- Material: MDF Wood
- Profile Style: Flat
- Glazing: Crystal-clear Perspex (lighter + safer than glass)
- Backboard: Sturdy MDF with flexi-tabs for easy loading
- Protective Film: Peel both sides. It’s not cloudy. It’s clingy.
- Mount or Paper Insert: Yes, with or without mount.
🖼️ HOW TO DISPLAY
- Up to 12x10": Kickstand + hooks = shelf or wall. We love a multitasker.
- Over 12x10": Hanging only. It knows its worth.
- Hanging Hardware: Hooks pre-attached. You just need a wall, string, a nail, and a tiny bit of commitment.
- Portrait or Landscape? It’s 2025. This frame respects all orientations.
🎭 BEHIND THE FRAMES
Once upon a time (aka Tuesday), we got tired of boring walls and even more boring frames. So we made our own. Slightly edgier. A bit louder. Definitely cooler.
Now we spend our days surrounded by sawdust, swatches, and slightly too many opinions about bevels.
We’re not a giant corporation. We’re a small crew with big ideas, bigger mugs of tea, and an unshakeable belief that every wall deserves some main character energy.
We work with wood, MDF, and plastic — basically, if we can turn it into a fabulous frame, we will.
Buying for your business? Need a thousand frames and a thousand bad jokes to go with them? We do that too. Wholesale, bulk orders, B2B wizardry — hit us up.
Are we qualified? Debatable.
Are the frames fabulous? Absolutely.
📜 THE SMALL PRINT / LEGAL STUFF
🚚 DELIVERY
- Dispatch: We’ll send your frame out within 1 working day. Unless someone’s put themselves in the box again... yep, it happens more than you think.
- Express Delivery: Need it fast? Check the Postage and Payments tab for express delivery options. Because sometimes speed is life.
- Remote Locations: Living somewhere a bit out there? Scottish Highlands, random islands, Atlantis? That’s a £3.99 extra fee — it’s the price of adventure!
🔄 RETURNS
30 days to change your mind. No interrogation, no guilt trips.
Just send it back unused, in its original packaging. No weird stuff.
Please don’t let your dog chew it first. Or use it as a tray. Or wear it.
💔 IF IT ARRIVES DAMAGED
- Take a wide photo of the whole frame
- Snap close-ups of the damage
- Email them to us. We’ll fix it. Probably with a replacement. Maybe with a haiku.
Unless the damage is emotional. Then we recommend wine and reflection.
🧾 TINY LEGAL DISCLAIMER
Returns must be unused and in original packaging.
We reserve the right to side-eye anything that looks like it fought in a war.
Replacements are issued for actual damage — not emotional damage caused by, say, your ex’s face in the frame.
We’re chaotic, not unreasonable.