"DO YOU FEEL THE EARTH TREMBLE?! THE ELDER TREE HAS AWAKENED!!"
Listen closely, traveler, for what you see before you is not merely a piece of cardstock—it is a WALL OF SPIRITUAL DEFENSE! This Trevenant has spent eons in the deepest, darkest forests of the Kalos region, honing its NERVOUS SEED ability just to make your opponent’s life an absolute living nightmare!
"Oh, you wanted to use a Basic Pokémon? THINK AGAIN! IT’S GOING TO COST YOU!"
I am literally shaking as I type this! My hands are sweating! Why am I selling it?! Because the power is TOO MUCH for one mortal to handle! I need it gone before its roots tear through my living room floor! This isn't just a card; it’s a destiny! It’s a psychic powerhouse that demands respect!
"ENERGY PRESS!!! GOOOOOO!!!!"
The more energy your opponent attaches, the harder this titan hits! It’s self-aware! It knows their greed! It punishes their hubris! BUY IT NOW AND SEIZE YOUR VICTORY! DO NOT LET THIS CHANCE SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS LIKE SMOKE IN THE WIND!
I have gazed upon this card with the intensity of a thousand suns, and here is what I see:
Surface: The finish is crisp. No major scratches or "battle scars" detected.
Edges: Very clean. I don’t see any significant whitening or chipping that would suggest it’s been through a blender.
Corners: Sharp enough to cut through a rival’s ego.
Overall: This looks like a solid, well-preserved specimen. (Please check the high-res photo to confirm my sanity!)
Name: Trevenant
Series: XY — BREAKpoint
Card Number: 65/122
Rarity: Rare
Type: Psychic
Artist: Midori Harada
🇺🇸 USA: FREE SHIPPING! (I will personally ensure the mail carrier treats this with the reverence of a holy relic.)
🌍 International: $2.00 USD (via 1oz letter stamp). Please note: The spirits take longer to cross the great oceans. International shipping will take additional time to reach its destination!