My destiny has led me to this moment—the moment I must part with this legendary artifact! My rent is due, my fridge is empty, and the shadow of the Foot Clan looms over my bank account!

Behold! From the heights of the New York City skyline comes HIGH-FLYING ACE, the most magnificent Bird Mutant to ever grace the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles x Magic: The Gathering crossover!

"Nice to meet you, Botticelli... or whatever your name is!" Look at that smirk! That’s the face of a creature that knows it’s a 2/3 powerhouse with the ability to grant FLIGHT to its allies!, he will lift your pathetic land-bound creatures into the heavens where they belong! This isn't just a card; it's a ticket to victory, a piece of shell-shocked history, and my only hope of eating a hot meal tonight!

CARD SPECS FOR THE TRUE COLLECTOR:

• Series: Magic: The Gathering — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMT)

• Character: The legendary Ace Duck

• Card Name: High-Flying Ace

• Card Number: #0009/0211

• Rarity: Common

• Condition: Near Mint. I have treated this card with more respect than I treat my own family. It has lived in a sleeve since it left the pack!

• Flaws: Upon a microscopic inspection worthy of Donatello himself, I see no whitening on the edges, no surface scratches, and the centering is cleaner than Leo’s katanas. It is pristine.