(Read this while dramatic orchestral music swells in the background)
"LISTEN TO ME! My spirit is at its limit, but my resolve is UNBREAKABLE! I have traversed the desert of Roswell and survived the cosmic gaze of the unknown to bring you... THIS CARD! You think you know power? You think you know speed? Look upon the GRAYS! This isn't just a piece of cardstock—it is a contract with the stars themselves! I am offering you the chance to command the very beasties that haunt the dreams of humanity!
BUT WAIT! My debt is rising, my rivals are closing in, and I MUST sell this relic to fuel my final transformation! This is a 1st Edition—the mark of a true warrior! If you don't buy this now, the opportunity will vanish into the slipstream of time forever!
DO NOT LET THEM ABDUCT THIS DEAL! My sacrifice is your gain! I am throwing in FREE SHIPPING within the United States because my soul demands it! To my international comrades: for a mere $2.00 (the price of a single stamp!), I will send this across the great oceans. It may take longer—like a protagonist traveling to a remote training mountain—but it WILL arrive!
BUY IT NOW AND HELP ME REACH MY FINAL FORM!!!"
Series: MetaZoo: Cryptid Nation - UFO (First Edition)
Card Name: Grays
Character(s): Two "Gray" Aliens (Classic Roswell-style extraterrestrials)
Card Number: 48/165
Rarity: Bronze
Aura Type: Cosmic (represented by the purple/black swirl icon)
Key Stats: 35 LP (Life Points)
Special Ability: "PEW PEW!" (Deals +20 damage if you literally point a flashlight at a card in the arena).
Flavor Text: Mentions their 1947 crash landing in Roswell, NM, and their penchant for "probing and examination."
United States: FREE Shipping.
International: $2.00 Flat Rate (1oz Letter Stamp).
Note: International shipping will take longer to reach the destination.