The Moon is acting up, the tides are rising, and my back is against the wall! I am offering up this legendary Water Submergence 24/165 from the MetaZoo: UFO 1st Edition set—a card so radiant it could blind a cryptid at fifty paces!
"But why?!" you ask, your voice trembling with awe. Because the Meta-Gains wait for no man, and my destiny requires immediate liquid capital!
BEHOLD ITS POWER:
THE CARD: A pristine, 1st Edition Gold Rare Spell.
THE ART: Isaac Sky Lee’s masterpiece featuring a swirling vortex of Water Beasties (including the majestic Chessie and the elusive Altamaha-ha!) finally having the time of their lives while the humans panic!
THE EFFECT: Bookmark 1! It turns the entire Arena into a watery grave for your enemies, granting your Beasties the absolute Type Advantage they deserve!
THE CONDITION: Fresh, holographic, and shimmering like the surface of Lake Champlain at midnight!
I am throwing this into the universe! If you don't buy this, the Beasties might never "Surf's Up" again! My loss is your ultimate tactical gain! Take it before I regain my senses or the Men in Black come to seize my collection! GO! BUY! SUBMERGE!!
Series: MetaZoo: UFO (1st Edition)
Card Name: Water Submergence
Card Number: 24/165
Characters/Art: Features various Water Beasties (notably Chessie and Altamaha-ha) caught in a tidal swirl.
Rarity: Gold Rare / Full Holo
Artist: Isaac Sky Lee
Flavor Text: "Humans might not be enjoying all the recent Moon activity, but Water Beasties are having a great time! Surf's up!"
United States: FREE Shipping! (Sent with the speed of a fleeing Mothman).
International: $2.00 Flat Rate (1oz letter stamp).
Note: International travel across the great oceans takes longer. Please be patient while the Beasties swim to your location!