LISTEN WELL, CITIZENS OF THE INTERNET! THE FATE OF YOUR DECK HANGS IN THE BALANCE!

I stand before you, voice trembling with the raw power of a thousand suns (and a very high caffeine intake), to present the one... the only... SYLVEON 022/064! Straight from the legendary Japanese Night Wanderer (SV6a) expansion!

Look at those ribbons! Those eyes! Do you see the elegance? That is the face of a creature that will look your opponent in the eye and say, "Your strategy is mid, and your Bench is now my property." With its Mystical Return ability, one flip of a coin can cast your enemy's dreams back into the depths of their deck!

WHY AM I SELLING THIS?! My landlord doesn’t accept Pokémon cards as legal tender! My fridge is empty, but my heart is full of Eeveelutions! I am desperate! I am motivated! I am one bad day away from challenging a gym leader for their lunch money!

THE STATS:

• STRENGTH: Near Mint/Mint (Freshly sleeved, guarded by my life!)

• ORIGIN: Authentic Japanese TCG (The superior ink of the gods!)

• ENERGY: Pure, unadulterated Psychic aura!

SHIPPING PROPHECY:

• USA BUYERS: You are the chosen ones! FREE SHIPPING! I will entrust the US Postal Service to deliver this treasure to your doorstep at no extra cost!

• INTERNATIONAL WARRIORS: Only $2.00 for international shipping (1oz letter stamp). Be warned: the journey across the Great Oceans is long and perilous. It will take longer to arrive, but true power is worth the wait!

Do not let this Sylveon slip through your fingers like sand in an hourglass! BUY IT NOW AND BECOME THE PROTAGONIST YOU WERE BORN TO BE!