Hear me, traveler of eBay…
For I stand upon the brink of cardboard destiny, clutching one (1) Yae Sakura SR-06 from Goddess Story, and my wallet has entered its final, pitiful arc.

Behold! Yae Sakura — warrior of elegance, wielder of cherry-blossom mayhem, and the only character who could slice through my financial despair with a single sakura-petal slash!
And yet…
I must part with her…
For the rent beast hungers.

🌸 THE CARD

• Series: Goddess Story

• Character: Yae Sakura (from Honkai Impact 3rd)

• Card Number: SR-06

• Condition: Straight-from-pack glory — she looked at me and said,
  “Child… you must sell me. Your snack budget cannot survive otherwise.”

🌸 EPISODE 1: The Seller’s Desperation Arc

My room is beginning to resemble a “cardboard-hoarder side character” home.
My fridge echoes like a cave.
A single instant ramen packet trembles in fear.
Only YOU — yes, YOU, future hero — can save me by adopting this majestic sakura warrior.

🌸 WHY YOU SHOULD BUY THIS CARD (AS FORETOLD BY ANIME PROPHECY)

• Because Yae Sakura approves of your power level.

• Because the cherry blossoms told me you’re destined for this card.

• Because my cat just gave me a judgmental look that screamed,
  “Sell the card, you clown.”

• Because your binder currently lacks petal-powered elegance, and that’s tragic.

🌸 FINAL DESPERATE PLEA

If you buy this card, I will ascend to a new financial realm —
one where I can finally afford extra toppings on ramen again.

Let this be the beginning…
of your Sakura-powered saga.