Listen up, mortal collector! Somewhere deep in the digital void, the ultimate chaos VTuber — La+Darkness — waits for a worthy summoner! This isn’t just a trading card... this is a portal to pure, caffeine-fueled anime intensity! ⚡

I’m not saying I’ve been whispering to this card every night asking it to find its true owner… but, uh, I might have. Please, I beg you — take La+ off my hands before she starts livestreaming from my sock drawer again.

She’s from the Shadowverse EVOLVE: Black Silver Bahamut set — PR-017 — and she radiates “main-character energy” so hard you might get goosebumps just looking at her. Buy this card and you’re basically stepping into the season finale of your own anime arc. 🌌

Why buy it?

• Gain +100 Charisma in every online argument 💬

• Summon La+ at your next duel, lunch break, or awkward family gathering

• Help me finally stop explaining to my mom why a cardboard VTuber lives rent-free in my drawer 😭

I’m desperate, friend. Make this card’s story complete. Become the chosen one — the true master of La+Darkness! 🌠

💥 Click “Buy It Now,” and let destiny (and my poor wallet) rest easy.