This lightweight cotton tee speaks in a laughing, defiant voice. A playful vintage-style design — a sunglasses-wearing bird holding a coffee and a tiny “not my problem” sign — sits front and center under bold, hand-lettered text that reads “ABSOLUTELY NOT.” It feels like the shirt you reach for when you want to set a boundary with humor. Wear it on slow weekends, while running errands, or layered under a jacket for casual meetups. The soft, breathable fabric and clean crew neckline keep you comfortable; the slightly worn, poster-style artwork adds personality without shouting. It’s casual confidence you can slip on and leave the day to handle itself.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, elastic crew collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for safe wear
- DTG/DTF printed artwork with durable sleeve and neck print options

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors