Specimen annotation for the Douchebag du Beach Club, a common species found in Quebec coastal habitats. Observed behaviors include aggressive chest puffing, loud vocalizations, and territorial displays near poolside loungers. Details: Material: 100% cotton, pre-shrunk Size range: S to 3XL Style: Unisex crewneck t-shirt Theme: Satirical human archetypes, Quebec stereotypes, beach club culture