| Disc | Track | Title | Duration | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Disc 1 | 1 | Introduction | ||
| Disc 1 | 2 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage | ||
| Disc 1 | 2 | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage | 2.56 mins | |
| Disc 1 | 3 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines | ||
| Disc 1 | 3 | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines | 3.23 mins | |
| Disc 1 | 4 | Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks | ||
| Disc 1 | 4 | Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks | 3.23 mins | |
| Disc 1 | 5 | Camisado | ||
| Disc 1 | 6 | Time to Dance | ||
| Disc 1 | 7 | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | ||
| Disc 1 | 7 | Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | 3.20 mins | |
| Disc 1 | 8 | Intermission | ||
| Disc 1 | 9 | But It's Better If You Do | ||
| Disc 1 | 9 | But It's Better If You Do | 3.26 mins | |
| Disc 1 | 10 | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | ||
| Disc 1 | 11 | I Constantly Thank God for Esteban | ||
| Disc 1 | 11 | I Constantly Thank God For Esteban | 3.30 mins | |
| Disc 1 | 12 | There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet | ||
| Disc 1 | 12 | There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet | 3.16 mins | |
| Disc 1 | 13 | Build God, Then We'll Talk | ||
| Disc 1 | 13 | Build God, Then We'll Talk | 3.41 mins |
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