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NobleWorks Funny Birthday Greeting Card with 5 x 7 Inch Envelope (1 Card) Bday Jealous Bull C2595BDG
INSIDE GREETING: "It's Your Birthday ... Milk It For All It's Worth! Happy Birthday" COVER - Touch my wife's tits one more time and I'll kill you!
CARD SIZE - Receive 1, regular sized notecard with 5x7 Inch envelope. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing.
USE - The ideal, Funny card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Ideal for men, women, wife, husband, and friends.
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally).
Jealousy is a powerful emotion and can have dire consequences as this hilarious cartoon by Dan Collins implies. The bull doesn't like what he sees as the farmer with milking stool and pail in hand approaches the cow. The inside message plays out the joke along with wishes for a happy birthday.
… With more than 5 MILLION greeting cards sold each year, are you ready to laugh!?
NobleWorks has been creating fun and humorous greeting cards since 1980 B. E (before eCards were present). Whether you are looking for cards for women, men, friend, co-worker, aunt or uncle, or perhaps you prefer cat and dogs themes, there are over 7,000 assorted choices in our collection, to make her or him laugh!
We print on premium, heavier than most, pure white paper with 30% recycled content to reduces waste and minimizes environmental impact. In addition, we use print-on-demand technology (we and our quality control are very demanding!) which minimizes waste, while we print all our cards North America (a few are printed in Canada).
We offer a huge 8.5 x 11-inch jumbo size version of most of our designs and assortment packs of our most popular designs in just about any occasion and configuration. We also publish blank versions of many designs and assortments to be used as thank you notes, friendship, miss you, thinking of you or any other purpose or occasion you can think of.
NobleWorks – and The Best Card Company (our non-humor brand) – has the ideal card for you! We strive for perfection and customer satisfaction – every card, every order, every time!
Is leaving a lasting impression important to you? – order now and see for yourself!
1 Birthday Card
1 Envelope (5" x 7")
milking farmer farm dairy cow udders horns charge bell gift 5x7 stationary surprise
Double Sided, Plain
Do you charge shipping and handling fees?
We charge a flat rate of $1.99 for shipping within the United States, regardless of the number of cards you order. Orders of seven or more cards are shipped flat, while orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded. Expedited shipping and international shipping, when available, are offered as upgrades for an additional fee.
Do you charge taxes?
Sales tax may be added at checkout depending on your state of residence.
Founded in 1980, NobleWorks and The Best Card Company, it's non-humor division, is an award-winning brand and member of the Greeting Card Association. We strive for 100% customer satisfaction and perfection on every card, every order, every time. Whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or authorized re-sellers, we are here to serve you.
NobleWorks, known as "The Humor Company", includes more than 5,000 everyday and seasonal cards, with funny cards ranging from slightly silly to somewhat risqué. The Best Card Company offers a large collection of blank note cards, thank you notecard sets and boxed stationery featuring beautiful photos, creative styles and artistic designs. Note card sets typically include 10 assorted cards, each different, but closely related.
All cards are made in North America, using thick and durable, recycled paper cardstock. We take pride in using renewable resources and environmentally friendly, print-on-demand printers.
Customer support can be reached - If you have any questions, please send us a message on eBay and we will get back to you as soon as possible.
Standard Business Hours
Monday - Friday 8am - Midnight EST.
Saturday and Sunday 9am to 9pm EST.
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