A Range of Wall Plaques,
Funny Phrases
Approx. Size 15cm x 11cm
PH001 Workplace Don’t underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
PH003 Eagle It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.
PH005 Boat Race When my boat comes in, I bet I’m at the airport!
PH006 Money Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back!
PH007 Make Thin God, if you can’t make me thin, make all my friends fat.
PH009 Menopausal I’m menopausal, the gun’s loaded. What was your question?
PH010 Sprinkle If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie & wipe the seatie!
PH014 Brain God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to
operate one at a time!
PH015 Homemade I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want?
PH018 Over Hill Remember… Once you get over the hill, you begin to pick
up speed.
PH020 Succeed If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!
PH021 Dying It’s not the dying that bothers me, it’s the not being here anymore!