This Coat Is Older and Cooler Than You. Deal With It.
This Fashionbilt Casuals beast is 100% pure wool and has survived the Cold War, several recessions, and the invention of the internet. It doesn't have a size tag because it refuses to be labeled by your modern standards, but the 20" pit-to-pit says it’s a Medium/Large with a god complex.
The Stats:
The Vibe: "Local cryptid goes to brunch" or "Three raccoons in a very expensive trench coat."
The Armor: Heavy-duty wool that will make a blizzard apologize to you.
The Ego: The label says "World’s Best" and it isn't lying.