Featuring a flaming, panicked skeleton losing its mind, this graphic tee delivers brutal honesty and dark humor in its purest form. If you’re shopping for a gag gift that gets laughs, shock, and double-takes, you just found it.
Bold graphic of a screaming skeleton engulfed in flames
Large, unapologetic text: “IT BURNS WHEN I PEE”
Designed for dark humor fans, metalheads, and people with zero filter
Guaranteed conversation starter (or conversation ender)
Friends with questionable humor
Bachelor parties
Birthdays
White elephant exchanges
That one friend who loves shock value
Unisex fit
Soft, comfortable fabric
High-quality print built to last
Looks killer on black
Product features
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar without seam for stretch retention and shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable, smooth print surface
- Shoulder twill tape and classic fit for stability and comfortable wear
- DTG and DTF printing for vivid sleeve/label and front graphic detail
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat