This I’m Not a Silly Goose I’m a Banana badge reel is peak absurd humor and guaranteed to make coworkers laugh. Bright, playful, and totally unexpected — it’s perfect for anyone who appreciates goofy animal jokes and fun work accessories.
Includes the loop (soft) side of hook and loop attached
Badge reel not included, this option is for the topper only and requires a compatible reel.
Designed for customers who already own a compatible reel
Retractable cord length: 34”
Suitable for standard ID cards
Please avoid overloading to ensure smooth retraction
Retractable cord length: 36”
Black, no-twist design keeps ID facing forward
No rear clip — designed to attach via the carabiner only
Lanyard size: 36” circumference, 5/8” wide
Retractable cord length: 34”
Includes a safety breakaway connector that releases when pulled and easily snaps back together
Constructed with non-ferrous, non-magnetic materials
Mostly plastic design suitable for MRI environments
360° swivel clamp clip on back
Top slot allows attachment to a lanyard clip
Retractable cord length: 34”
Vinyl strap clip for easy ID card attachment
Rear swivel clip
Ideal for customers who prefer a fixed badge style
Ships via USPS with tracking
If you have questions or need help selecting the right option, feel free to send a message before purchasing.