This relaxed crew-neck tee brings a cheeky barnyard mood to everyday wear. A soft black shirt features a playful cow illustration holding a daisy and the slogan “there’s a 99% chance I don’t care,” giving it a quietly rebellious, homespun vibe.

The medium-weight cotton drape feels steady, not clingy, so it layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. Wear it on mornings when you want to shrug off small dramas, at casual weekends on the farm, or to low-key gatherings where a little humor goes a long way. The print’s warm, slightly vintage tones read like a weathered poster - familiar, friendly, and a touch sarcastic - fitting someone who prefers deadpan humor and rustic charm. Theme/Features: Playful cow illustration; deadpan, rustic humor; daisy accent; vintage-warm print tones.

Product features
Gildan 5000
Shoulder twill tape to prevent stretching and improve durability
Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
Ribbed knit collar without seam for long-lasting shape retention
Medium-weight 100% cotton (180 g/m²)
Breathable and ideal for printing

Care instructions
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Do not iron
Do not dry-clean
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Tumble dry: low heat