Rude Pens
Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:
1. Actually, just f**k off.
2. Hands off my pen, pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f***ing spell.
4. Property of C***y McF***face.
5. These dull f***ers think I'm working.
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FREE RETURNS Easy free return service with label provided. No quibble refunds upon receipt. Simply select the return option on your purchase. If you have a faulty item please email us first as it may not be necessary to return the item to get a refund as we can't resell used or faulty goods.