I know ThinkGeek sold this thing, but I cannot find a single picture of another one for sale anywhere. I don't know when they sold it and honestly except for the fact that it's bacon I don't know why they sold it. But you know… Bacon

It is 36 inches long and it has to be a table runner because they never make scarves out of polyester. It is gently preowned without any damage or stains I can find.