NM SUPERMAN SON OF KAL-EL #1 3RD PRINT 1:50 VIRGIN VARIANT 2022 GAY GAY GAYYYYYY.

Yeah I was like him... Claiming I'm "bi" as a teenager.  But were there any cute nerdy non-white people with pink hair to kiss in Alabama?... Nope!! None for me.

It's ok tho, I just repressed my sexuality and was scared to get AIDS because the sex education and health classes in Alabama were total bullpoop.  So I faked being straight and even turneda homophobic surrounded by toxic masculinity.  I thought travelling and being in cannabliss would help.  It sorta did, but not really.  Years and years went by until I was able to be comfortable with who I am and who I want to kiss, and it's still evolving.  Luckily I'm still kissing humans and don't plan to change that any time soon.  Now I'm a comfortable nonbinary queer person -- one who saw this comic and was like this is awesome.  Where was this when I was a teenager??  All I had was Venom on top of Spider-Man strangling him.  Now THAT was a weird alien human love story.   And yeah, I went thru that "I'm bisexual" phase too, buddy... But you aren't fooling me.  You are as gay as gay can get gay.  Just be ok admitting it.  Get it out.  Don't wait until issue 50 and make a big deal out of it. 

Now for the read-- what kinda kiss is this??? Is this really how a first kiss should go?? Get your hand off that coffee mug that's carefully placed around your alien crotch and hold your real crush like a real Superman would.  Samesies for you, Nakamura!  What kind of first kiss is this anyway.  This is nothing like my first kiss.  The next thing going thru your mind should be "Why am I doing this??? This alien could accidentally kill me??? and not just with heartbreak when we eventually break up because nothing lasts forever." Coincidentally, this series is supposed to end on issue 18, so what will unfold and be wrapped up by then?  Only time will tell, but let's see what happens to kal-els sexuality then. 

Ok so I will protect this and double box it and insure it so you best believe it'll come more protected than what happened after my first kiss.   I was lucky tho and didn't get HIV or AIDS, which sadly killed a lot of my friends, but now we have pills to protect us from the virus that the Republican Reagan regime imposed on many many many many many many many many people in many marginalized communities and created the worse stigma on something that has been natural in human existence.  Thank goodness for science and HIV prevention and Trump ruining the last of Reagan's MAGA regime.  Yeah, Reagan started that... And the "war on drugs".  But he's dead now and hopefully those mindsets and crimes against humanity will disappear eventually as well...

...oh wait, there's evil Ron Desantis.  I spoke too soon.

Vote people!

It matters and let's transform hate into love without violence.  It's idealistic, but freedom and choice does exist.  I live it the best I can everyday.  Hopefully you do too.

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********UPDATE!!! I WAS COAXED INTO CRACKING OPEN THE BAG AND TAKE PICS OF THE COVER.  IM NOT OPENING THE COMIC AND ITS NEVER BEEN CRACKED OPEN.  IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, I WOULD GUESS, IF GRADED THIS WOULD GET A 9.8 AND NO LESS.  IM NOT A PROFESSIONAL GRADER, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF GRADED COMICS AND HAVE BEEN COLLECTING A LONG TIME,  BUT IM NOT CLAIMING IT AS A 9.8, BUT ITS DEFINITELY IN NM, NEVER READ, AND BOUGHT FIRST HAND*******

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