The Passive-Aggressive Colouring Book ( For people who just don't get the whole calm thing)
If you twitch at the thought of yoga, detoxing and people who are way too happy with their lives, this is your antidote.
The passive-aggressive colouring book won't bring you enlightenment, inspire good eating habits or make you a better person, but you might get a kick out of taking a pencil to the everyday annoyances depicted within.
Or maybe you won't. Whatever.