DK Yarn • UK Terms • Decorative Gonk Pattern
Pattern only
Create this striking Traitors-inspired knitted gonk, designed as a large, chunky décor piece with a deep shadowy hood, oversized gonk nose, full draping beard, and lantern detail.
The finished gonk stands upright on its own and makes a bold seasonal or year-round display. The mysterious hooded silhouette gives strong Traitors vibes while remaining completely original.
❌ This is a KNITTING PATTERN ONLY
❌ You are NOT buying a finished gonk
📄 You will receive a printed knitting pattern
🧶 You knit the gonk yourself using your own yarn and materials
🖼 Photos show the finished item made from the pattern
Written in UK knitting terms
Uses DK yarn
Flat-knit on straight needles
Fully row-by-row instructions (no guessing)
Clear stitch counts on every shaping row
Defensive stuffing and assembly guidance
Exact placement instructions for nose, beard, arms, hood, and lantern
Designed to be beginner-safe while still producing a professional, premium result.
Height: 24–26 cm
Wide, chunky base for stability
Stands upright without support
Seasonal or year-round décor
Statement gonks
Handmade gifts
Display pieces for shelves, tables, or windows
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