Maximum volume. Minimum baggage. We took the ultra-light, 4-way stretch fabric from high-end running shorts and turned it into a swim short. Then we turned the saturation all the way up. The Static Lime Glitch isn't a "quiet" short—it’s built for the athlete who’s usually the first one in the water and the last one at the bar.
The Fabric
It’s a runner's shell. It’s light, it doesn’t chafe, and it dries before your first round is on the table.
Classic Embroidery
Finished with our signature woven patch. A patch of retro grit on a modern short—because classic swagger never goes out of style.
The Fit
17 inches. The "Goldilocks" length, just right. Short enough to move, long enough to be respectable.
The Pockets
Mesh-lined. Because water balloons belong at kids' parties, not in your pockets.
The Waist
A heavy-duty drawcord that actually stays tied when you dive.
The Insider Value: We don’t do Mayfair storefronts, and we don't do "luxury" markups. We just make the gear and send it to you. Same elite quality, same precision fit—the price is our best-kept secret and your unfair advantage.