"I Saw Mommy..." Artisan Custom-made sweater.  Did you notice where the mistletoe is?? LOL

Time to win that Ugly Sweater Contest! Why settle for boring store bought ones when ones like these are available. (However, I do have some of those available, as well.)

Around here, I'm known for my inappropriate and (slightly?) offensive One-of-a-Kind (OOAK) sweaters.

I'm all caught up and ready to push out some more!!

The sweaters are all handmade and designed by me. These are considered 'one and done', so win your ugly sweater contest this year and sell it next year!

I use various items in my sweaters.  I handsew and glue the various accessories needed to complete the sweaters. Many hours go into making just one of these, and because they are hand-made, they are not perfect...but boy are they fun to make!

These are spot clean only.

This sweater won 1st place in our contest. My husband wore this poorly placed mistletoe/vest, and I made a sweater to match that said, "I'm Mommy." (Sorry, that one is sold)

This is an upcycled dark maroon Tommy Hilfiger vest that I cropped.  I then added, "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause underneath the mistletoe last night." I have sewn gold tinsel garland around the arms and the bottom of the vest. I also made the 'mistletoe', which is hung on the underside using a safety pin. This allows the person to lengthen or shorten the length needed to hang just above the guys 'junk.' Pretty hilarious.

I did take measurements, so be sure to view all photos.

Approximate Measurements: (All measurements taken laying flat)

Shoulder to Shoulder: 20"

Pit to Pit: 26"

Pit to Hem: 5"

Shoulder to Hem: 18"

Bottom Hem: 27"

I do not accept returns on these, so please make sure you ask any and all questions before purchasing and check the measurements.

This is kind of a lightweight sweater and does have some stretch to it.

Please view ALL PHOTOS for details and measurements.

Thanks for looking!!