Welcome to our eBay store!
We are a small, veteran-owned & family-run shop located in Knoxville, TN.
We offer services for embroidery, gloss & holographic stickers, vinyl car decals, and metal signs.
🔥 Sticker Description & Size Chart:
Slap this Definitely Not Vodka sticker on your water bottle and instantly become the office legend who keeps HR guessing. Is it water? Is it vodka? Is it tears from answering too many emails? We may never know—but everyone around you will definitely be suspicious. This decal is perfect for sparking awkward laughs at work, confusing your boss during meetings, or getting a nod of approval from that one coworker who definitely thinks you pregame before Zoom calls.
Made to stick on tumblers, laptops, journals, or wherever you want to broadcast your questionable hydration habits, this sticker is durable, funny, and just the right amount of unprofessional. Whether you’re hydrating responsibly at the gym, sipping secretly at a family barbecue, or just trying to survive another Monday morning, this little prank decal adds the perfect touch of chaos to your day. Because let’s be real—water tastes better when people think it’s vodka
âś… Product Features:
- Stickers are available in both High Gloss & Holographic finishes
- All stickers are contour-cut or die-cut for simple peel & stick application
- We offer multiple sizes. Custom sizes available upon request.
- All of our items are made by us, in our shop.
📦 Important Notes:
- Our stickers are measured on their longest side for the listed options.
- Stickers are not UV protected. The colors will fade in constant & direct sunlight due to a chemical reaction.
- Not microwave or dish washer recommended
- Stickers are laminated and can withstand routine exposure to water.
- Adhesive requires a clean and smooth surface to adhere properly. Textured or oily surfaces will cause the sticker to peel over time.
đźšš Shipping Notes:
- All stickers are shipped via USPS. Message us first if you require a different carrier.
- Our stickers will arrive in a 6x9 envelope with our JEK logo. Please make sure to not mistake it for junk-mail.
- Postage is purchased through a eBay/USPS parternship. You will receive tracking on the First Class envelope, but you have to use eBay to pull up the tracking status with the ESU number, or use the "parcelsapp" site.
- Tracking is often delayed due to it utilizing the QR code on the postage and is updated after going through the mail sorting machines.
- "Delivered" status may be inaccurate due to the QR code being tied to the postal workers route instead of the traditional bar code scanned packages. It is rare, but may take up to 2 days after shown as delivered for it to get to your mailbox.
- We cannot control USPS or eBay operations. If you need to upgrade your shipping method for USPS Ground with the bar code type tracking, message us. The cost for that service is normally $7.80 - $8.45
đź‘Ť Stickers Are Recommended For:
- Laptops, Tablets, iPads, Kindles
- Phones, Phone Cases
- Lockers, Sticker Walls, Scrapbooks
- Journals, Planners, Calendars
- Toolboxes, Work Benches, Garage
- Tumblers, Coffee Mugs, Water Bottles
- Gear Cases, Skateboards, Mirrors
- Cats.....just kidding, don't put stickers on your cats
- Gifts, Giveaways, Flea Markets, Events
đź’¬ Looking for Something Specific?
Looking for something not listed, need a custom size, bulk ordering, or just want to toss a new idea out to us? Message us and lets see what we can do.