Did you know that wine is actually healthy for your heart? It's true. I'm not that tipsy yet okay? Only had one bottle. But I think our plans should be simple. Let's just drink wine today. It's basically like running on the treadmill. It's good for your heart and I fall down after about fifteen minutes. So if your friends want something to do, put on this shirt and don't back down. Life hack: If they don't come, you can drink more. Your relationships may not be healthy but your heart will be.