😂 Funny “Thou May Ingest A Satchel Of Richards” Sticker – Waterproof Vinyl Decal for Laptops, Water Bottles & More
Add a dash of medieval sass to your stuff with this cheeky “Thou May Ingest A Satchel Of Richards” waterproof vinyl sticker. Styled with faux formality and bold lettering, this design is perfect for anyone with a refined taste in sarcasm and a sharp sense of humor.
Crafted on durable, laminated vinyl, this sticker is built to withstand the elements – from the office desk to the construction site. Whether it's a gift or a personal flex, it's sure to raise eyebrows and crack smiles.
✅ Product Features:
😈 Bold, sarcastic medieval-style insult in vintage script
💧 Waterproof and laminated for durability
🎯 Easy peel-and-stick application
🧽 Resistant to scratches and light spills
🛠️ Available in multiple sizes (choose what fits your gear!)
🇺🇸 Proudly made in the USA – printed & packed in Knoxville, TN
📦 IMPORTANT NOTES:
Decal sizing is measured across the widest part of the design
Laminated for water protection – not UV-rated (prolonged direct sun may fade the image)
Ships in a plain envelope – don’t toss it thinking it’s junk mail!
We’re a small family shop balancing orders with homeschooling – while we list 2-day handling, we usually ship same or next day
Questions? Message us anytime – we actually read and respond!
🔧 Recommended Uses:
Water Bottles • Laptops • Toolboxes
Tumblers • Hard Hats • Lockers
Sketchbooks • Clipboards • Gift Packaging
Humor Gifts • Workspaces
❌ Not Recommended For:
Outdoor Vehicles • Exterior Glass • Full UV Exposure
🔥 Whether you're snarking at coworkers, making your laptop more memorable, or just gifting some good old-fashioned disrespect, this sticker hits the mark. It’s the ultimate passive-aggressive burn—disguised as polite medieval English.
🛒 Order yours today and insult with style!
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