The Crossbow Project T-Shirt

The Crossbow Project t-shirt is another classic to emerge from Real Genius.  Val Kilmer, "Chris Knight," is tricked into working on this secret military project while finishing his thesis project - A Super Laser which can be used to vaporize your enemies or pop yourself a tasty snack.

We've created this T-Shirt with The Crossbow Project logo, and the motto "There is no defense like a good offense," for you to wear on or off campus, it's screen printed on navy blue, 100% ring-spun cotton. Male model is 5'10" and wearing a size Medium.


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NW Retailers – We specialize in t-shirts from cult 80's and 90's movies and TV shows, not to mention awesome novelty slippers.  Come check our eBay Store for more great shirts.


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