🦝 FUNNY ADULTING RACCOON MUG

β€œADULTING β­β˜†β˜†β˜†β˜† ABSOLUTE FING B***S DO NOT RECOMMEND”

Adulthood has officially been reviewed. The results aren't looking good. πŸ˜‚

This funny adulting mug features one seriously unimpressed raccoon giving grown-up life the one-star rating it deserves.

Perfect for the friend, sister, brother, Auntie, Uncle or workmate who survives adulthood with a combination of caffeine, sarcasm and questionable language. It makes a brilliant funny birthday gift, Christmas present, Secret Santa gift, work bestie present or cheeky just-because gift.

Cute raccoon. Rude message. Surprisingly accurate review. πŸ¦β˜•

β˜• 11OZ MUG

β˜• Capacity: 325ml / 11oz
πŸ“ Height: 9.5cm
πŸ“ Width: 8.1cm
🀍 Classic straight-sided ceramic mug
πŸ”₯ Microwave safe
🫧 Dishwasher safe
β˜• Ideal everyday size for tea, coffee or hot chocolate

β˜• 15OZ MUG

β˜• Capacity: 425ml / 15oz
πŸ“ Height: 11.5cm
πŸ“ Width: 8.5cm
🀍 Larger ceramic mug
〰️ Slight outward curve towards the bottom
πŸ”₯ Microwave safe
🫧 Dishwasher safe
β˜• Perfect for anyone who needs a larger cuppa before attempting adult behaviour

🎨 COLOUR OPTIONS

The main body of the mug is always white. Your chosen colour appears on the inside and handle.

11oz colours:
🀍 White | πŸ–€ Black | ❀️ Red | πŸ’™ Blue | πŸ’› Yellow | πŸ’œ Purple | 🩷 Pink

15oz colours:
🀍 White | πŸ–€ Black | πŸ’™ Blue

Simply choose your preferred size and available colour from the options when ordering.

Please note that colours may appear slightly different depending on screen settings, lighting and photography.

πŸ–¨οΈ HOW IT'S MADE

Each mug is made in-house at Pypog Gift Shop using high-quality sublimation inks, printers and premium sublimation paper to produce bright, vibrant colours and a crisp permanent finish.

πŸ–¨οΈ Professionally sublimation printed, not a vinyl sticker
🦝 Main raccoon design printed on both sides
β˜• Made from high-quality durable ceramic
🏷️ Small Pypog Gift Shop logo discreetly printed on the side
πŸ’• Produced and prepared in-house with care

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR

πŸŽ‚ Birthday: A funny birthday gift for a sister, brother, best friend, Auntie, Uncle, Mum or Dad
πŸŽ„ Christmas: A rude Christmas gift or funny stocking filler for someone with a wicked sense of humour
πŸŽ… Secret Santa: Funny, useful and considerably better than another pair of novelty socks
πŸ’• Best friend: For the mate who sends inappropriate memes and regularly complains about adulting
πŸ’Ό Workmate: A funny colleague, coworker or work bestie gift for surviving another week at work
πŸ‘‹ Leaving gift: A cheeky leaving present for a colleague escaping the workplace
πŸ₯³ Milestone birthday: Brilliant for a 21st, 30th, 40th or 50th birthday
πŸŽ“ Graduation: Congratulations on finishing your education. Unfortunately, adulting comes next
🏑 New home: Because owning a mug cupboard is apparently one of the exciting parts of being a grown-up
🦝 Raccoon lover: Perfect for anyone who loves raccoons, trash pandas and sarcastic animal gifts

Whether you're searching for a funny adulting mug, rude raccoon mug, sweary coffee mug, funny birthday present, sarcastic gift, adult humour gift, funny work mug or Secret Santa present, this grumpy little raccoon says what many of us are thinking.

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

πŸ”₯ Microwave safe
🫧 Dishwasher safe
🌑️ Moderate dishwasher temperatures are recommended to help preserve the print
🧽 Avoid abrasive cleaners and scourers
β˜• Allow the mug to cool before washing after very hot drinks
⚠️ Excessively high dishwasher temperatures can damage or fade sublimated designs
⚠️ We cannot be responsible for damage caused by improper care

Treat the raccoon nicely. He's already had quite enough of adulthood. πŸ˜‚

πŸ“¦ PACKAGING, POSTAGE & DELIVERY

πŸ“¦ Carefully and securely packaged to help protect your mug during transit
⏱️ Dispatched within 2 working days
🚚 Sent using Royal Mail Tracked
πŸ”Ž Tracking information is available after dispatch
🎁 This mug is not supplied in a gift box
πŸ“… Please check the estimated delivery date shown by eBay when ordering for birthdays, Christmas or another special occasion

πŸ’Œ CUSTOMER SERVICE

πŸ’¬ We aim to respond to customer enquiries within 24 hours
πŸ“Έ If your mug arrives damaged, please send us a clear photograph of the damage along with your order details so we can get the problem resolved promptly

πŸ“Œ PLEASE NOTE

🀍 The main body of the mug is always white
🎨 Your selected colour applies to the inside and handle
β˜• Colour availability differs between the 11oz and 15oz sizes
🎨 Colours may vary slightly due to screen settings, lighting and photography
🦝 The main design is printed on both sides
🏷️ A small Pypog Gift Shop logo is discreetly printed on the side
🎁 This mug is not supplied in a gift box
πŸ”ž This product contains strong language. Please check the product images for the exact uncensored wording before purchasing.

πŸ›’ ADULTING: STILL NOT RECOMMENDED

Know someone who would give adulthood the same one-star review?

Choose their mug size and favourite colour and give them something they'll actually use. Perfect for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa, workmate, best friend or family member who appreciates humour on the ruder side.

Pop one in your basket and give your favourite exhausted adult a mug that understands them. πŸ¦β˜•