***CAT S Hence SUPER LOW PRICE***
The bargain your sensible mate tells you to buy while your reckless mate tells you to avoid...
Right then. Let's get the awkward bits out of the way first.
Yes, it's a Category S insurance - Uneconomical repair.
Yes, it has an oil leak.
No, I'm not trying to pretend either of those things don't exist by taking artsy photos at sunset.
If you're looking for a showroom queen that's only been driven to church by a little old lady, keep scrolling.
If, however, you're after a genuinely cheap Scirocco with loads going for it and you're not frightened by a bit of honesty, read on...
The Good Stuff
2013 Volkswagen Scirocco GT 2.0 TDI
Only 48,132 miles – barely run in for one of these.
Professionally refurbished alloy wheels.
FOUR brand new PIRELLI tyres (they've probably travelled fewer miles than your trainers).
Rear parking sensors because walls, people and other stuff behind you.
Pioneer dashcam included.
Interior is absolutely immaculate.
Service history, so there's actual paperwork proving it's been looked after rather than just "trust me, mate."
MOT until November 2026 - one less thing to worry about for quite a while.
Only £35 a year road tax. You'll probably spend more than that on a couple of drive-thrus.
Looks great, drives well and still turns heads.
The "Let's Be Adults" Bit
Previously a Category S insurance uneconomical repair.
Has an oil leak.
Priced accordingly.
I'm not hiding anything because I'd rather sleep at night than spend three weeks answering angry eBay messages.
Why am I selling it so cheaply? Because I simply want it gone. I'm not interested in polishing it for another six months, pretending it's perfect, or listing it for silly money hoping someone doesn't ask questions.
I'd rather someone gets themselves a bargain and knows exactly what they're buying.
Perfect for:
Someone handy with spanners.
Someone who doesn't mind a Cat S car.
Someone who wants a stylish Scirocco without taking out a second mortgage.
Anyone who appreciates brutal honesty over sales waffle.
Come and have a look. Bring your mechanic. Bring your mate who "knows cars." Bring your nan if she gives good advice.
No dreamers, no "What's your lowest price?" before you've even seen it, and no swaps for a jet ski, quad bike or "rare" French bulldog.
If you're after a cheap Scirocco and honesty matters more than fairy tales, send me a message.
I'm practically giving this away - I could weep!!!!!
The first person who realises they're bidding on value rather than perfection will probably drive away very happy.