Okay this isn't immaculate deception but still pretty good.  Super talented guys that became scatterbrain in the 90s.

Every flaw inside and out is pictured. There's a few scrapes but should play fine.  Wife done runnoft with the record player so I can't test this.  But I want you to be happy.  This is my personal record collection.  Any issues reach out and we'll work something out.

I can't pay my taxes

Wontcha help a brother out