🐔 The BIGGEST & LOUDEST SQUEAKING RUBBER CHICKEN – 22” Inches of Pure Chaos!
Meet the Mother of All Rubber Chickens — this isn’t your run-of-the-mill, flimsy clucker. Oh no. This is a 22-inch heavyweight squawking superstar that weighs over a pound and screams louder than your alarm clock after a three-day weekend.
This premium-quality rubber chicken is made from thick, durable vinyl that actually feels like plucked poultry skin (don’t ask why that’s satisfying, it just is). Every squeeze unleashes a long, ear-splitting squawk that’ll echo through time, space, and your neighbor’s patience.
Whether you’re a prankster, a party legend, or just need a ridiculous stress reliever — this giant screaming chicken is the ultimate comedy companion.
Why you’ll love it:
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🐔 Massive 22" inches long – it’s HUGE!
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🔊 The loudest, longest-lasting squawk you’ve ever heard
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💪 Weighs over a pound – built tough for serious silliness
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🎭 Perfect for pranks, office antics, or chicken-themed comedy shows
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🎁 Hilarious gift for friends, coworkers, chicken lovers, or even your dog
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🚫 Not for the faint of ear (or thin walls!)
Forget the cheap knockoffs — this is the tuba of Rubber Chickens. Loud, proud, and ready to ruffle feathers everywhere it goes.
U.S. shipping is either FREE or $4.99. Order as many items as you like and never pay more than $4.99 for U.S. shipping. Any order $75.00 or more ships completely FREE!
Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low.
Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services.
Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly.
We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you.
