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• Thank you for looking at my merchandise. I really appreciate your browsing and shopping. Mostly the buying, but it's all appreciated nonetheless.
• Ebay is my preferred method of payment. Who am I kidding? I prefer cash. But since that isn't an option, we will discuss Ebay. Payments must clear before the item(s) will be shipped. I do not ship to alternate addresses (be a grownup and update your address, already!), nor do I ship outside the contiguous 48 states or to APOs. If you don't know what an APO is, then it doesn't apply to you. No need to lose any sleep over it. Or you can just google it and kill another two minutes of the day. Then google "cats on Roombas" and there goes the rest of your day. You're welcome.
• Ebay collects tax from buyers. I do not personally receive the tax – Ebay sends it to the state comptroller. Otherwise, the state comptroller will get very cranky.
• I am happy to leave positive feedback for those who kindly take the time to do the same for me. Yes, it's a pain to take the time to leave feedback for me. But it gives me warm fuzzies. I LOVE warm fuzzies. And remember... Santa takes notes all year long. You don't want to get on his naughty list. Well, not for that reason anyway. ;)
• Color is subjective. The digital pictures I display are sometimes less than optimal. Well, not "sometimes". Let's be honest and say "almost always". I am not a professional photographer and I do not have a photo studio. I don't have a pet monkey either. All things I regret. Also, I cannot be held responsible for the differences in individual monitor settings. (You know you love to set that fluorescent pink filter on high! You go, girl!) Additionally, different lighting may affect the color perception of an item, so please be familiar with the items you are purchasing.
• It is possible that not all things in the pictures are included in the auction. For example, if, for some reason, my Aunt Bertha did a photo bomb when I was taking a picture of an item, you CANNOT BUY HER! Well, probably not. Make me an offer. Full disclosure: She passes gas. A lot. But I digress. The point is: Please read the description carefully and ask questions if you are unsure about what is and is not included.
• All items come from a pet-free, smoke-free, very clean home. No seriously. I have 19 bottles of Windex and my spices are alphabetized (with front-facing labels, of course! Duh! I'm not an animal.) That being said, some items that I sell are customer return items and it is impossible to tell if it was ever in a home with, say, stuffed squirrels everywhere. As much as I would love to have you as a customer, if you have strong aversions to scents and/or animal fur, perhaps it would be best for you to buy directly from the manufacturer. Or simply be prepared to launder the item (when applicable) prior to use. Or breathe less.
• I am in no way affiliated with (nor is this auction condoned by) any of the companies whose products I am selling (Neiman-Marcus, Williams-Sonoma Home, Restoration Hardware, Pottery Barn, Pottery Barn Kids, Pottery Barn Teen, West Elm, CB2, Crate and Barrel, etc.). My children also don't claim to know me when we are in public.