💥 Brand New Fart Machine #2 (Latest Version with Remote!) 💥
💨 Wanna unleash chaos at the push of a button? Now you can fart anywhere, anytime—no burritos required! 🌯➡️💥
🎶 NEW & IMPROVED!
This beast comes loaded with 15 hilariously realistic fart sounds (seriously, your grandma might blame the dog 🐶💨). Thanks to high-tech Boom Box Fartology™—yeah, that’s a thing—these toots sound so real you’ll question your own digestion. 🤔😂
🔧 Features:
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Remote-controlled mayhem (batteries included for the remote 🪫, 9V battery needed for the speaker 🔋)
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Works through walls 🚪👀 with a range up to 100 feet—no one is safe!
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Stick pads included to hide under chairs, tables, or inside the Thanksgiving turkey 🦃💨 (talk about stuffing).
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Back panel opens for maximum fart projection—basically surround-sound flatulence. 🎧💨
🎉 Perfect for:
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Parties 🎊
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School 🏫
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The office 🖥️
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Movies 🎥
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Or anywhere people take life way too seriously 😂
💸 Retails in stores for $29.95—but lucky you, this one’s brand new, factory sealed, and ready to rip!
👉 Grab yours now and become the Master of Silent but Deadly Warfare! 💀💨
U.S. shipping is FREE on 99% of our eBay listings unless otherwise stated.
Additionally, we offer affordable international shipping options. We take pride in minimizing postage costs for our customers, so we cover a portion of the cost on our end to keep cost low.
Please note: While we strive to dispatch orders within 24 hours, we cannot guarantee exact transit times due to factors beyond our control. eBay provides estimates, which may vary depending on the carriers. If you require faster delivery, we recommend upgrading to expedited shipping services.
Please contact us via eBay message within 30 days of receiving your order. We'll be happy to assist you with a replacement or refund. We kindly ask that you ensure the item is returned in the same condition as it was supplied. Once we receive the returned item, it will be inspected, and a replacement or refund will be issued accordingly.
We understand that returns can be inconvenient for both parties, and we strive to provide accurate descriptions and images of our products to minimize the need for returns. We encourage our customers to carefully consider their purchases before placing an order. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. We're here to help. Thank you.
Welcome to Save A Buck Enterprises—where laughter and unbeatable bargains are always on offer! Whether you're in the mood for a giggle, a chuckle, or a full-blown belly laugh, you've stumbled upon the ultimate shopping haven! Since 2000, we've proudly operated as a small, family-owned business with the helping paw of our trusty 5-pound Cavapoo dog named Barley.
Your orders will fly out the door faster than a squirrel on a caffeine high chasing an acorn! Ready to explore our treasure trove of quirky delights? From symphonic fart machines to pranks fit for the spotlight, our selection will have you questioning reality itself! And our prices? They're as low as a limbo bar at a hobbit's birthday bash! We're dedicated to keeping your wallet happy and your day filled with laughter—guaranteed!
