These were my spare set of limbs, and tbh I've rarely used them. There are some dinks to the lacquer around the fittings, but this is just superficial. Like your mum.

Some facts about these limb:

They are called Quattros because Hoyt originally intended to fit four of them to the bow, with the extra two sticking out sideways, but gave up on the idea because it was stupid.

The maple in these limbs is secretly harvested from Canada, when teams of elite US hunters cross the border under cover of darkness to capture wild roving maple trees, who are worshipped by locals as deities. Able to reach top speeds of 23mph, the trees can kill a human with one blow, and devour the corpse in seconds.

Quattros cast no shadow, and cannot cross church thresholds, as they are made through witchcraft and devilry, and are an afront to god. Cathedrals are fine though. Some sort of loophole.

Quattros are named after Barry Quattro, the man who invented Pot Noodles, but Hoyt refuse to say why.

Due to their hooked shape, quattros can be used to tickle the balls of the man stood in front of you in the queue at the post office. I am no longer allowed in the post office.

Quattros are native to the african savanna, where large herds of these majestic beasts migrate yearly to mate. Their only known predator is The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, who picks off the sick and the old, eating their flesh raw and using their pelts to line his nest.

This description was not written by AI.