Now look at these! We are up to 20 different flavors! Baskin Robbins here we come!
Need more than one? Well you are in luck! With 25% off the sticker price you can get all sorts of different flavors to show off your time piece!
These bands are made of ballistic nylon. Which is better than regular nylon because it flies in a ballistic arc when fired from a special launcher with a specific velocity (unfortunately launchers are not included).
These high quality nylon straps are made of the finest quality stainless steel hardware with sewed and bonded straps.
Need to tell time underwater? Sure you do! These straps got you covered. None of that damage that can come from taking a leather watch band into a pool.
These particular straps used to only have 13 different flavors, from lemony-lime goodness to the blackness of a dark room all the way back out to the orange-blue combination that was heralded from the ancient days of the Roman Empire.
Be at ease, with the taste of the forest with its leafy greens and burbling streams to the velvety goodness of white capped waves they all can be at your wrist, for all the world to taste along side your flavorful watch!
Parapet Retail is proud to announce that we have now obtained 20 flavors! All of them available at a very reasonable cost with super fast shipping.
Thats right! Straight to your door, with the click of a button.
Finding one that suits you is without a doubt the easiest thing you have ever done!
In addition to our classic flavors, we now offer some specialty flavors:
Camouflage, the taste of that cool hunting season
Spicy Red Cinnamon
Spearmint
Cotton Candy
American Apple Pie
and our newest fan favorite:
Baguettes!
We have come back for a second helping with even more options!
Want more from your watch strap? Of course you do! These things are basically batman's utility belt, if it was much less cool and could fit on your wrist, not only fighting tardiness with the help of your watch, but also securing things to very small trailers, and making belts for GI Joes, Barbies, or any other figure that may or may not have action. Maybe your miniature John Deere got stuck in a ditch, well we have a tow strap to get you unstuck!
You don't have to be MacGyver to think of all the uses that these things can have!
Need a 9" loop of nylon with stainless steel hardware that is not weight rated!? Boy have you come to the right place.
Ever tried to wash vegetables without securing them together? Its a nightmare. Instead, try one of our flavored watch bands to secure your precious asparagus to each other.
We are ever so excited to introduce the multifunctional use of these particular straps as a stand in for a pet collar, but only on animals who have necks smaller than nine inches in circumference. So small pets. But think of a ferret with a lemon-lime flavored belt! That will be our saving grace. Or maybe a hamster with a orange flavored safety vest? They'll be directing traffic in no time!
Need an additional use? These watch straps can be used to add even more flavor to your favorite emotional support cup! Tervis and Stanley don't have anything on us! We can spice up even the most boring of cups. Your cup can even tell you the time, adding further functionality to the already versatile cup.
I could go on, but these are just a few of the many opportunities to innovate. We look forward to seeing what you have come up with!
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Need a few? Heck yes, you can get a discount now with up to 25% off on larger orders.
Want multiple styles? Please reach out to me as I can make adjustments to get you the same volume discount.
As always, your item ships free, and returns are hassle free!
Each 20mm band is just shy of 10.5"
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Fine Print: Flavors are meant to be a metaphorical device, these are not made for human consumption as they taste like hospitals smell. Nor are they meant to be burned, as it will smell awful and will probably educate you on how hospitals smell. Please taste with your eyes, not your mouth. Also, for external use only, it always seems to say that in the small print. Please dont hurt your pets as they probably wouldnt enjoy wearing this as much as you will! This description is for comedic purposes only, as no one actually reads these things. Cups not included with the purchase, unfortunately you'll have to purchase your own emotional support tumbler, but you can still make them pretty with one of these nifty bands.