Never Worn, pristine, flawless, no defects, has been under plastic in my humidity controlled closet since the day it came out of the box.

Please try to understand what I'm about to tell you. I have many, many amazing things in my closet - this might just be my favorite item. This is the first thing that when it came in the mail, I was legitimately stunned. I have three pairs of these, and I'm halfway hoping nobody buys this pair just so I can have a backup to my backup. Real fashion addicts understand. The thought of messing up your favorite thing, Oh the horror.

These shorts are just amazeballs. That turquoise, matched with the orange, the way they compliment each other and then that bright white Greca pattern on top of it, to say that these shorts pop is a major understatement. I normally can't stand orange, but when it's paired with that turquoise the way they did, that's a real accomplishment, to make orange look good to me. And they are LONG. Man do I hate some super short shorts. These are proper, extra long board short style.

I challenge you to find these anywhere, in any condition, let alone brand new and flawless. If you were to pair these, with those turquoise Trigrecas that I just posted, bro. The drip would be SO severe.