Anything boys can do, girls can do better. The hysterical, cheeky, female counterpart to the smash hit 211 Things a Bright Boy Can Do. If you’ve ever wanted to walk on stilts, make sloe gin, ride an ostrich, or forecast the weather like your grandmother used to, this is the book you’ve been waiting for. This surprisingly handy and delightfully amusing guide includes instructions for: EVERYDAY SURVIVAL SKILLS: How to manage an umbrella in the wind, escape a swarm of vicious bees, spot a love rat, get out of a cab without exposing yourself, and make a little black dress out of a garbage bag. HANDY HOUSEHOLD ADVICE: Learn 17 uses for spare fishnet stockings, how to remove any stain, rescue a meal that’s gone wrong, and enforce toilet seat procedure in a shared dwelling place. TOOLS FOR THE HOBBYIST IN THE KNOW: How to groom a horse, read tea leaves, force a cucumber, and bellydance.

ContentsHow to Escape a Vicious Swarm of Bees How to Survive a Plane Crash How to Manage an Umbrella in the Wind How to Dig a Latrine How to Get a Spider Out of the Bathtub How to Change a Tire How to Build a Pioneer Log Cabin How to Cope with Football in the Home How to Do a Cartwheel How to Make a Snow Angel How to Worm a Cat Understanding the Zodiac How to Play Hopscotch How to Play Jacks How to Read Tea Leaves How to Water Ski STATISTICS How to Tell When a Man Likes You How to Descend a Staircase in High Heels How to Dance with a Shorter Man GO WITH IT EVEN OUT THE DIFFERENCE What to Do with a Snoring Man How to Get Out of a Car Without Flashing Your Skivvies How to Pass Gas with Grace and Charm How to Send Back a Meal at a Restaurant TURNING A NEGATIVE INTO A POSITIVE How to Remember Absolutely Anything INSTRUCTIONS How to Bluff Your Way in Classical Music How to Tell a Colleague She Smells How to Deal with Telemarketers How to Spot a Cheater How to Churn Butter How to Make a Compost Heap How to ReMortar a Wall How to Make Sloe Gin How to Replace an Electrical Socket How to Polish a Good Table How to Boil an Egg Like a Pro How to Make Really Regal Royal Icing How to Make Brandy Snaps Feng Shui in a Jiffy STUDIO APARTMENT FENG SHUI How to Light a Fire in the Fireplace How to Prune Roses REQUIRED Pancakes Without Fuss How to Cook with Edible Flowers How to Make Authentic Turkish Delight How to Get by at the Butcher Shop How to Press an Ox Tongue Natural Limescale Removers How to Remove Tricky Stains from Almost Anywhere How to Test Pearls for Genuineness How to Make Natural Yogurt in a Thermos How to Get the Top Off a Pickle Jar How to Make Rosehip Syrup Best Use of the Closet Under the Stairs How to Make a Proper Cup of Tea How to Mix a Harvey Wallbanger How to Perfume a Room in Ten Seconds How to Organize a RipRoaring Block Party How to Be the Hostess with the Mostest How to Pack the Perfect Picnic Basket How to Curtsy How to Pass Off a StoreBought Meal as Your Own How to Entertain Unexpected Guests How to Pour Beer Properly How to Rescue a Meal Thats Gone Wrong How to Ride an Ostrich How to Forecast the Weather Like Your Grandma Used To How to Identify the Parts of a Horse How to Groom a Horse How to Braid a Horses Mane How to Make a Garden in a Bottle SAFETY FIRST Bareback Riding for the Beginner How to Row in Petticoats How to Be the Perfect Cheerleader Karaoke Dos and Donts Curling for Beginners How to Do the Cola Can Cancan How to Identify Official State Flowers How to Make a Halloween JackoLantern How to Make a Macramé Bikini How to Play Underwater Hockey How to Play the Harp TwentyFive Rules for Improving Your English How to Press Flowers MindBlowing Mind Reading for Everyone How to Play Chinese Roulette Skipping Games You Thought Youd Forgotten How to Ride a HippityHop in a Miniskirt How to Swing UpsideDown on a Trapeze A Quick Guide to Proper Deportment How to Give Yourself a Brazilian Wax INSTRUCTIONS The Plait Ordinaire The Plait Français How to Put Your Hair in a Bun How to Make an Ice Cube Necklace How to Pluck Your Eyebrows How to Lose Six Pounds in Six Hours How to Buy the Right Size Bra How to Do the Pencil Test How to Shave Your Legs Properly How to Give Yourself a French Manicure The Imelda Marcos Guide to Shoes Belly Dancing for the Complete Novice How to Look Glamorous in a Sidecar How to Pretend You Are Still in the Office When Youre Really at the Bar How to Go Over Niagara Falls in a Barrel How to Walk on Stilts How to Launch a Ship How to Slide Down a Firemans Pole How to Wolf Whistle How to Turn Down a Rotten Marriage Proposal How to Escape the Second Date How to Jump in Line at the Ladies Room How to Juggle Wolves How to Pull Off a Mans Shirt in a Twinkling How to Meet Your Exs New Girlfriend How to Hide a File in a Cake How to Seduce a Man How to Write a Dear John Letter

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Trade paperback: 279 pages - Publisher: Perigee; uncorrected proof (2008) - Language: English - ISBN-10: - ISBN-13: 978-0399534416 - Product Dimensions: 8 1/4 x 5 1/2 inches

BACKGROUND INFORMATION
Bunty Cutler is the female alter ego of Tom Cutler, author of 211 Things a Bright Boy Can Do.