This is a a great decal for putting off thieves and tells them that you are not someone who pulls any punches
It says:
NOTICE:
TO ALL SCUMBAGS
SMACKHEADS
LOWLIFES
NO POWER TOOLS
ARE LEFT IN THIS VAN
OVERNIGHT
It is approx the same size as A5, that's 210mm x 147mm
It's a white background with a red "NOTICE" and the rest of the text is black.
It is easy to stick it to anything and it is waterproof and UV proof, so won't fade or come off your vehicle