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King Con

Double Secret Probation
(Explicit Lyrics!)

(Dental Records 1022, 1999, UPC# 612358102222)

(Category: Frat-Rock, Comedy CD)

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Outrageous, ribald, awesome, sophomoric, unbridled debauchery, drunken frat rock. All words that have become associated with KING CON. Call it what you will, but let's just say that they are a really kickin' band! Clowns? Sure. But these guys are the real deal. Collectively and individually these guys have played with Jimmy Buffett, Pantera, Third Eye Blind, and Members of Sammy Hagar's Waboritas to name just a few. In adiditon they have many of their songs in many indie movies, most recently National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2.  But don't take our word for it. Come see them live and you will be initiated into the fraternity; a permanent member of the ongoing party. Whether it be the alcohol fueled comic repartee of front man King Con, or wrestling matches between the official band mascot,"Cornelius the Gorilla", and the infamous "Masked Man", the onstage antics of KING CON have already become legendary. Come join the party! Are you ready to drink? Are you ready for.............KING CON?

Songs include:
  1. Sunday Mornin'
  2. Beauty's Just a Light Switch Away
  3. Too Drunk To F
  4. Every Beaver Builds a Dam
  5. Big Bad Wolf
  6. Most Guys Are Lame
  7. Dirty Whore
  8. Lathered Up In Baby Oil
  9. Crack a Brew
  10. King Of Fun
  11. Famous For Being Famous
  12. Just Before You Get Dumped

  • FUN!
    A very fun disc to get hammered to! Lots of different styles of music but the kooky lyrics hold it together. I laughed out loud thru the the whole thing It ROCKS! (Customer review)
  • I'm in love. I'm building a fire. I'm listening to King Con
    A gratifying belch. a tight pair of chic jeans covered in cheap cider vomit. some may turn their nose up to these such things. King Cons music will change your mind very quickly. Sit back, tear your Sammy Hagar poster off the wall and get ready to have some fun. (Customer review)
  • Great Music By A Band That Doesn't Take Itself Too Seriously!
    Wow, what a party band. these guys do not take themselves too seriously, and that is captured in their music. This album rocks and is a great party album. The cover is funny and the songs are catchy and fun. This is what music should be!!! (Customer review)

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