This 5" x 6.825" funny Rickell birthday card is perfect a friend who's aging like fine wine… or maybe questionable milk?

This witty birthday card delivers a laugh-out-loud reminder that age is just a number—unless you're dairy!  This birthday card is the perfect mix of sarcasm and humor for anyone with a good sense of humor and an even better... an expiration date.

Outside reads:

"I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk, I'd give you a sniff first."

There is plenty of blank space, because we know your witty remarks and heartfelt wishes deserve center stage.

Why They’ll Love It:

• Whether they’re hitting a milestone or just another lap around the sun, it’s a joke everyone can enjoy.
• High-quality 16pt glossy cardstock with vibrant, detailed illustrations.
• This isn’t just another generic birthday card; it’s a keepsake they’ll remember (and maybe hold against you).
• Ideal for the man or woman who loves to celebrate his/her birthday with a side of wit.
• It’s the perfect balance of cheeky and clever, guaranteed to make them laugh out loud.
• All Rickell Cards give you a little extra with a brief history lesson about the content on the back of the card.