Dr B.L Zebub’s  Fretboard Elixir Conditioning Oil by Hellfire

Protect, nourish and prolong the life of your guitar neck.  Dr B.L Zebub’s Fretboard Elixir is specially formulated with the addition of high quality lemon oil and combined with meaningless ancient mystical occultic clap-trap* 

• ·         30ml rectangular amber bottle
• ·         1.5mm dropper cap to prevent spills and provide flow control
• ·         High Quality Lemon Oil
• ·         Easy to use, simply wipe on/off with a cloth
• ·         Use on non lacquered/finished  fretboards including rosewood and ebony
• ·         Extends the life of your fretboard, removes grease and dirt
• ·         Improves the look (and smell) of your guitar neck.
• ·         Wards off evil spirits (see occultic clap-trap disclaimer)

 *Occultic Clap-Trap disclaimer :  may not work against actual evil spirits

Dr B.L Zebub’s Demon Wax Guitar Polish by Hellfire

Brings your guitar back to that “just left the showroom shine”.  It removes dirt and grease without damaging the paintwork of your guitar.  Suitable for most guitar finishes. 

·         30ml rectangular amber bottle

·         0.7mm dropper cap to prevent spills and provide flow control

·         Anti-static properties

·         High gloss finish*

·         Removes slight scratches and swirls

·         Pleasant aroma

* WARNING Entering the gates of Hades with a shiny guitar may garnish unwanted attention from Satan and all his little minions

Dr B.L Zebub’s Evil Spirit String Restorer by Hellfire 

Removes all kinds of detritus and tarnishing from your old strings and helps extend their life.  Can also be used regularly to keep your strings in good order.  Apply direct to strings with a small cloth.  Aroma specially designed to ward off evil hell hounds * 

• ·         Protects against tarnish and erosion
• ·         Prolongs the life of your strings
• ·         Infused with the zest and oils of real lemons

 *fake news